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Meaty Balls

✓ Meaty Balls ✓ Vincent Daniels - Meaty Balls, Meaty Balls Meaty Balls is an insightful and equally hilarious collection of essays by Vincent Daniels which the Metro Times calls a welcome and original addition to the humor genre and perfect for fans of Sedari

  • Title: Meaty Balls
  • Author: Vincent Daniels
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  • Page: 207
  • Format: Kindle Edition

✓ Meaty Balls ✓ Vincent Daniels, Meaty Balls, Vincent Daniels, Meaty Balls Meaty Balls is an insightful and equally hilarious collection of essays by Vincent Daniels which the Metro Times calls a welcome and original addition to the humor genre and perfect for fans of Sedaris Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max The nature of Daniels observational and frank humor will be a hit with fans of Jim Gaffigan Aziz Ansari and Louis C K Meaty Balls hoMeaty Balls is an i ✓ Meaty Balls ✓ Vincent Daniels - Meaty Balls, Meaty Balls Meaty Balls is an insightful and equally hilarious collection of essays by Vincent Daniels which the Metro Times calls a welcome and original addition to the humor genre and perfect for fans of Sedari

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About "Vincent Daniels"

  1. Vincent Daniels

    Hi, I m Vincent Daniels, author of Meaty Balls a collection of essays, expositions, and insightfully elegant potty humor which I heard you like It s got like a million chapters thirty, actually I also released a new book titled Holly Jolly Nothing It s a memoir recounting absurdities from my religiously stymied childhood along with other awesome coming of age stuff If you have any semblance of a heart, I think you ll dig it Even some of you heartless A holes will get a kick out of it too.If you re asking, What makes you so special that you get to write hilarious books that I ll love forever Here s why I was raised as a Jehovah s Witness and was out preaching to strangers about Satan s hooves as a ten year old I wasn t allowed to celebrate birthdays or holidays but went to a public school where that stuff made up half the curriculum Plus all the wonky beliefs and cult conventions are funny, in retrospect Also, I m half Asian, which isn t intrinsically funny in itself, but being the only foreign looking kid in an all white, hillbilly suburb is funny, also in retrospect Additionally, I was married into a Puerto Rican family and gained two hundred spicy in laws who swear enough to make Martin Scorsese blush.In addition to those balls out hilarious things about me, I now live in Detroit, which has a large black population and a lot of crime I m not insinuating the two are related, I m simply stating those things because that s what people usually think of when they think of Detroit Though both are true, I ve never been mugged or murdered by anyone black or any race Okay, this is coming out all wrong One of my best friends is actually black I m tempted to rewrite this paragraph because it sounds suspicious, but I told myself I d write this once and not edit it This is getting wordy, so I m going to list the other reasons I m capable of writing a funny book without as much explanation 5 Starting with 5 because technically there are four Reasons I m Funny written above I m going to start a new 5 because this one got ruined by this explanation.Real 5 After being married to the Puerto Ricans, I got divorcedd divorce is hilarious After you ve moved on, lost weight, and bought a bigger TV 6 I m an auto industry stooge who gets paid to design auto parts while writing essays in a word processor minimized in the bottom corner of my screen Don t tell my boss That includes you, PC monitoring IT guy 7 I go to dive bars and drink a lot I look foreign I m divorced I have a black friend We have sweet hip hop dance moves Antics ensue.8 I m a part time musician who plays guitar, writes mushy love songs, and says, Yeah, I ve sold a bunch of MP3s, even though I ve only sold ten over the past five years and only made enough money to buy a combo meal at Taco Bell.9 I have a gigantic collection of rocks fossils, comic books, 80s toys, movie memorabilia, weapons non functioning replicas , old school video games, dinosaur books, hockey jerseys, lawn equipment, and button up shirts that I never wear The point being, I m an expert on everything and exceptionally geeky in a sexy and sophisticated way that ll make you feel pretty cool.So my advice is this Nab a copy of Holly Jolly Nothing and or Meaty Balls like the good for nothing nabber that you are, and live the remainder of your life, or at least a few measly days, in a cozy, orgasmic reading bliss Let s cuddle after

777 Comments

  1. I started reading Meaty Balls on my honeymoon as we were on a quick flight from Innsbruck to Vienna I was hysterically crying, with tears running down my face, and my husband looked at me with what I call, his worried eyebrows After the first chapter I was hooked but I thought, can I publicly endorse this book with a review or will I be chastised for enjoying writing that, undoubtedly, throws any notion of being PC out the window Vincent Daniels emailed me after leaving five stars on his book wi [...]


  2. Irreverent, charmingly offensive and awesome First off, let me start with the maybe not so obvious This is not a cook book I searched the title and found this book plus a bunch of pasta and Italian food cookbooks Now that that s out of the way, I can tell you what I liked about this book The short answer absolutely everything Meaty Balls is an NC 17 compilation of personal observations, real life stories and hilarious musings about day to day life, religion, drinking, social faux pas, and embarr [...]


  3. A funny collection of essays Probably would have been 5 star worthy with fewer scenes of vomiting, and if the obsession with poo was dialed back Was than vaguely amusing Had some moments of laughing and giggling.




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